10 01 10 (technically 111)

Just watching The Price Is Right, with the new and improved, svelte Drew Carey. Reminded me of this old pic, taken with the more familiar version of the popular comic and game show host.

So, as Drew has shrunk before America’s eyes, my own weight has remained more…ummm…static.

Which could be due to:

1) Accidentally opening a package of soda crackers, and absent-mindedly nibbling on them until the entire package was consume d in one sitting.

2) Accidentally opening a package of Lay’s potato chips, and trying to prove Mark Messier wrong – which is absurd – you really can’t eat just one…

3) Failing miserably in my Oreo “Eating Order” research project (eat top first, eat bottom first, scarf down icing first like a giraffe licking dew off a treetop…there’s just no way that really feels the most right…)

4) Make the tragic mistake of getting into a peanut-eating contest with a cleverly disguised elephant, at the neighbourhood pub during Happy Hour…

5) Volunteer at a market research company the one night they are testing reactions to a new line of peanut butter-coated chicken wings.

Without several of those scenarios, just this past week, I’d be looking just as svelte as Mr. Carey… Yessir.

Chow for now!!