Chicken Scratch

Starring bird-around-town, raconteur and all-around cyber-star Charlie Chicken.

(Editor’s Note: WRITTEN by Charlie Chicken…)

Shoppin’ Day! Time ta re-stock the stogie cabinet!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Whoo-hoo! Payday, time ta hit tha bricks, and pick up a few Cuban treets, or even just a el-cheap-o American stogie. I loves me tha smell a tabakko in tha mornin’.!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Mebbe I should get some pipe tobacco – add a touch a elegance ta this otherwise dull drivel! Kinda relay a Hue Hefner aura – hee hee..aura…sounds like Bora Bora…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

From ther cigar store, I gotta pick up some vino, in case my visit ta tha local tavern bears fruit, of the hen variety. Dashin’ as I is, a lil’ lubricant don’t hurt in tha wee hours of tha mornin’.

Plus, it all helps support my country, what with all tha tax grabs on these so-called “vices”. Or as I likes ta call them, the basics a life.

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Better skitter – some clown is eye-ballin’ my favourite ninety-nine cent cigarillos!

Cluck fer now…