Chicken Scratch
(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken…)
BOOOO!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Hee Hee Heeeee…
Scaaaary monster, kiddies….
It’s almost cluckin’ Halloween! How d’ya like my Casper costume?
I oughta cut me a ciggie-butt hole though – this cloth seems awfully combustive. Combustible? It’d go up in flames faster than a paper maché Chihuahua…
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
After walking inta tha wall earlier, I shoulda mebbe cut eyeholes as well, insteada putting them on with a marker…
Man, I’m gonna be wrappin’ my chicken knuckles aroun’ some tasty candy tonight, if all goes well. An lemme tell ya, any knucklehead that tosses an apple in my bag, or a clumpa broccoli is gonna be sittin’ funny fer a week – Daddy wants Candy Mountain!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Later, losers – I gotta thinka my possible trick – which will probably just be a hoof ta that shins.
Cluck fer now!!
2 comments:
Oh brother!
First of all, ya crazy piece of poultry, ya coulda just went out with your unnatural rubbery poultry self and everyone would have thought it WAS a costume and second of all, Halloween is not until tomorrow night, so good luck trying to find some candy to wrap them chicken fingers around tonight!
Hmm, ummm, chicken fingers?!
Damn - he hit me up for candy already!
Mmmm...chicken fingers...
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