In the interest of expediency and efficiency, I propose that we start eliminating a few unnecessary letters of the alphabet. Lord knows the kids are already doing a fine job in that respect themselves, with them space-age text messagey things – it’s almost like a holy mission of contraction. Thx, kds…LOL…

In support of this theory, do we really need a limited consonant like “Q” – especially when other letters do the job just as well? “God Save The Kueen”. “Run Kuicker”. “That gynecologist is a real cuack!!”

For Pete’s sake, there’s TWO letters that serve the same purpose at that useless old “Q”! Why do we need to waste space in dictionaries and Scrabble boards with a letter you can barely use with “U”?? I say, out with “Q”, retire it, fire it, paint it with egg white and hang it on a fence somewhere in the sun. Let it kuiver, and just cuit using the silly thing…

Next time – “X” or “Z”. Maybe “Y”. Useless letters gotta go, people!!

TTFN…

Chw fr n-oww…