What’s the big deal about songwriting?

Really, it’s just a string of words set to music. It doesn’t take a composer like Einstein to do that!

Here – I’ll give you an example of a possible hit song, written off of the top of my head (conveniently cleared of follicles, providing an ideal workspace):

“Empty Can”

By That Dan Guy

“Can of pop

Pop Pop Pop…

Can Of pop,

Empty on the counter top.

Can of pop,

Empty, not a drop

Of pop in the can

Of Pop!!!”

See!

Add in a few high-pitched shrieks a la Timberlake, a few drops pops and locks from Timbaland, and I could sell that puppy to Lady Gaga!

Maybe I should, all kidding aside…

Chow for now!!