Land O Lakes!!!!!!

3:52 AM, and I’m still not asleep yet – this night-owl business is playing havoc with my beauty regimen!

Well, rather than try and be pithy while my:

A) dry throat is driving me crazy, and the water I consume to soothe it is causing me to make FREQUENT trips to the biffy…

B) clearing my dry throat of some phantom phlegm – hey, isn’t that an old country group?

C) eyes are droopy, but not actually closed…

D) sleepy-but-awake mind is riveted upon the light bulb above our breakfast island, and

E) the question remains thus far unanswered (how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood)…

I’ve instead surfed the Google, and came across this old column of mine from when it still ran in the online version of the newspaper, and not just the print version (not that I’m complaining – just sayin’…)

Hope you enjoy:

http://www.eventpub.com/stories.php?id=109214

Chow for now!!