Chicken Scratch

(Posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken, before That Dan Guy can stop him…)

HELLO???

Hello in there???

Can you hear me now, Webcam peepels??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Ole Charlie is tryin’ ta embrace modern technology, but I ain’t sure this webcam is workin’. I can’t see through this thing, like I can thru the peeperhole in our front door…

Not that I peek thru THAT many peeperholes!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Anyhowz, I wanna bring my home-spun folksy message to all you human peepels – kinda like that Sarah Lee Palin is doin’ right now – gee whillikers, by gar!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

I wanna just rap over the inner net about wisdom I gained over my lifetime – like “Don’t Put All Yer Eggs In One Basket” – frankly, baskets issa stooped place fer eggs in the first place – keep ‘em inna fridge!!

Or “Tickle Yer Ass With A Feather” – I still have one helluva welt from where I tried ticklin’ that ole farm donkey – they just don’t go fer feather-ticklin’…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

I gotta load of advice and folksy anik-dotes. Plus, I think the world is ready for less chicken- #@*#, and more chicken logic!

Cluck fer now!!