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Monday, March 30, 2015

Chicken Scratch


(posted by weekend guest blogger, and Jenny Craig dropout Charlie Chicken..)

O pounds??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

How'z a berd suppozed ta looze wait if he ain't weighin' nuthin'????

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Ah had better start gainin' me sum wait PRONTO!!

No wonder Monkey Knuckles iz only runnin' mah posts at his leezure - ah'm a wisp of that berd ah used ta be!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

So much fer them theo-rees that suggist that ya gain wait with too much beer drinkin' !!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Pour me anuther, Bartender!!

Well, ah had better git sum sustenance in me, stat. Forthwith! 

Ah cood blow away in a strong breezes!!!

Pluck me....

Cluck fer now!! 



2 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Charlie, you skinny piece of poultry. Ya, gain you some more meat on them bones please. Once you do, you might just come in useful one day when I am hungry.

ThatDanGuy said...

:-0!!!!