(posted by weekend guest blogger, Charles D. Chicken...)
Man, mah pecs iz surely deefined lately - like a Greek god or sumthin!!
Charlie Atlas!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Ah feel like this piktchur cood be a Men's Health magazeen covir, ah looks sew virile an sexy!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Mebbe without that ciggerette......
Utherwize, ah'm almoss Tha Man Uv Steel, with tha turn uv mah shoulders, an that cleft in mah chin.
I shoorely cood have fun with me sum X-Ray Vision, lemme tell yah!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Ah might need tah git mah knees done tho, if yah needed me tah go leepin' over tall bildins...
Gotta run, mah cape is just comin' out uv that dryer...
Cluck fer now!!
2 comments:
Defined? Greek God? Virile and sexy? Blech! Charlie must be in dream or smokey daze of some kind. All I see is "Mr. no-neck scrawny chicken". Oh Charlie, just go back to bed why don't you.
Even Col. Sanders would be hard-pressed to find Chuck virile enough to deep-fry!!
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