Monday, March 30, 2015
(posted by weekend guest blogger, and Jenny Craig dropout Charlie Chicken..)
How'z a berd suppozed ta looze wait if he ain't weighin' nuthin'????
Ah had better start gainin' me sum wait PRONTO!!
No wonder Monkey Knuckles iz only runnin' mah posts at his leezure - ah'm a wisp of that berd ah used ta be!!
So much fer them theo-rees that suggist that ya gain wait with too much beer drinkin' !!
Pour me anuther, Bartender!!
Well, ah had better git sum sustenance in me, stat. Forthwith!
Ah cood blow away in a strong breezes!!!
Cluck fer now!!