Sunday, April 13, 2014
(posted by weekend guest blogger and aspiring pugilist Charlie "Thunder Wings" Chicken...)
Ya know, ya heers sew much about clockfightin', ah gots ta thinkin' - Charlie, why don YOU give clockfightin' a try??
First off, them hands on clocks iz inna INSIDE, not on tha outsides, so ah figures ah could clock 'em good before they could punch back.
Git it?? Clocks 'em!!
Har Har Har!!!
There's big money in clockfightin', so mebbe ah could live in tha style ah deserves, not haven' tah fend fer mahself with leftovers from tha humans in this coop! Ah keen, a bird kin only eat sew much Cheezies...
Although, ah does understand that sum parts of tha country frowns on clockfightin' - it may even be ill eagle in parts.
So, keepin' this idee-ah on tha lowdown fer now - but training' already.
Know any good clockfightin' managers???
Ah floats like a buttered fry, an stings like night pee!!
Better run, ah needs ta shop fer sum boxing' gluves!!
Cluck fer now!!