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Wednesday, November 06, 2013

That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles...

...when you:

a) hit it with a hammer,

b) slam your king-sized coffee mug down on it accidentally after stubbing your toe while walking and reading a newspaper without paying attention,

c) a light fixture crashes down on it after coming loose during an earthquake,

d) another cookie, consumed with jealousy, pushes it off the countertop during a hissy fit,

e) when you didn't bake it long enough and it falls apart everywhere when you pick it up to give it a taste,

f) a migrating kangaroo hops atop the kitchen counter, shattering it into a thousand pieces as he bounds around the room.



Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Oh brother! The images you left in my head are hilarious! (Particularly the kangaroo!)

ThatDanGuy said...

You would like the kangaroo...