That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles...

...when you:

a) hit it with a hammer,

b) slam your king-sized coffee mug down on it accidentally after stubbing your toe while walking and reading a newspaper without paying attention,

c) a light fixture crashes down on it after coming loose during an earthquake,

d) another cookie, consumed with jealousy, pushes it off the countertop during a hissy fit,

e) when you didn't bake it long enough and it falls apart everywhere when you pick it up to give it a taste,

f) a migrating kangaroo hops atop the kitchen counter, shattering it into a thousand pieces as he bounds around the room.

Later!