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Sunday, November 24, 2013

Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken)

Howdy hoomans! Sunday mornin' comin' down!!


Juss getin' mah Sunday best on fer church - ah bin a lil ramiss with attendin' as of late.

I mean, I did get out that one Sunday in 1983...


Ah may be thwarted tho - I can't keep mah pants on in this suit!

Don't help that ah'm a Size 2 inseam, an these cluckin' pants are a 30!!

Ah kud mebbe borrow Tom Curuise's elevator shoes??


Why am ah thinkin' about goin' back ta mah flock?

Well, there's tha wine fer one thing...

An...OK...I'll be honest here - Church ladies!!

Ah'm gonna clean up mah act, an get me sum attention frum tha chicks at church - like Christian Mingle without the user fees!!


I can't see anything goin' wrong with THIS plan!!!

Cluck fer now!!!


Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Well, finally, you tidied up. Lookin good Charlie. As for your "solid" plan, good luck with that. Chicks in church? For you? Oh Charlie, you make me laugh. Start prayin now you crazy bird.

ThatDanGuy said...

He does not look like a 42 Regular....