Sunday, November 24, 2013
(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken)
Howdy hoomans! Sunday mornin' comin' down!!
Juss getin' mah Sunday best on fer church - ah bin a lil ramiss with attendin' as of late.
I mean, I did get out that one Sunday in 1983...
Ah may be thwarted tho - I can't keep mah pants on in this suit!
Don't help that ah'm a Size 2 inseam, an these cluckin' pants are a 30!!
Ah kud mebbe borrow Tom Curuise's elevator shoes??
Why am ah thinkin' about goin' back ta mah flock?
Well, there's tha wine fer one thing...
An...OK...I'll be honest here - Church ladies!!
Ah'm gonna clean up mah act, an get me sum attention frum tha chicks at church - like Christian Mingle without the user fees!!
I can't see anything goin' wrong with THIS plan!!!
Cluck fer now!!!