(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Howdy hoomans!
Juss tryin' ta save a few bucks on sum elective surgery!!
All these damn poultry bumps is so awkwerd - ah thought ah might git some wrinkle rahmoover tah smooth em out!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
However, ah did see Mrs. That Dan Guy ironin' her man's lawndry, like she does every day faithfully - an ah thought - hey, why not try ironin' mah poultry bumps??
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Ah waited until she poot tha iron down tah cool, an went ta snuggle up aginst it!
Ah am now icing second degree burns, as a CLUCKIN' IRON IS HOTTER THAN HELLL!!!!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
HOTTER THAN HELL!!!!!
Mah cluckin' pinfethers went up in smoke....
Charlie out.
Cluck fer now!
2 comments:
OMG! You dumb bird. Seriously? Trying to smooth them mega-poultry bumps out with an iron? Aha ha! Burned your pin-feathers? What feathers? You have always been naked as a J-bird. And furthermore, it wasn't in this household you saw Mrs. That Dan Guy ironing and certainly not everyday? Maybe once a year if you are lucky. You are dreaming you crazy bird!
We have an iron??????
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