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Saturday, July 27, 2013

Chicken Scratch


(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)

Howdy hoomans!

Juss tryin' ta save a few bucks on sum elective surgery!!

All these damn poultry bumps is so awkwerd - ah thought ah might git some wrinkle rahmoover tah smooth em out!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

However, ah did see Mrs. That Dan Guy ironin' her man's lawndry, like she does every day faithfully - an ah thought - hey, why not try ironin' mah poultry bumps??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Ah waited until she poot tha iron down tah cool, an went ta snuggle up aginst it!

Ah am now icing second degree burns, as a CLUCKIN' IRON IS HOTTER THAN HELLL!!!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

HOTTER THAN HELL!!!!!

Mah cluckin' pinfethers went up in smoke....

Charlie out.

Cluck fer now! 



2 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

OMG! You dumb bird. Seriously? Trying to smooth them mega-poultry bumps out with an iron? Aha ha! Burned your pin-feathers? What feathers? You have always been naked as a J-bird. And furthermore, it wasn't in this household you saw Mrs. That Dan Guy ironing and certainly not everyday? Maybe once a year if you are lucky. You are dreaming you crazy bird!

ThatDanGuy said...

We have an iron??????