Soon as I finish my breakfast, I'm going to check in on how my shares in The City Of Detroit are performing!
I decided to take a bold move after talking to a stockbroker there online - I've put my entire retirement nest egg into shares and stocks in Detroit (The City)!!
I know, it sounds risky, but what could possibly happen? It's not like an ENTIRE city could go bankrupt, right?
I expect this investment strategy will reap BIG rewards -oh, I just HAVE to peek I'm so excited......
Wait, what's this news headline....................
What..............................................................
Oh my word..................................................
2 comments:
Super. Thanks. Thanks a lot. Who needs to eat or enjoy retirement basking in the sun anyways. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
It was a sure thing! Like that Pay Phone Booth Investment!!
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