(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Yahoo, amigos.
Yahoo...
Yeah, Calgary Stampede iz here again, but ah don think ah'll make it out this year.
I kinda down in tha dumps...
AAAAWK....
No, no - don worry about me. Ah'll be OK.
I mean, tha hoomans here go away FOR ALMOST TWO CLUCKIN' WEEKS, and leev me here alone - I guess that makes me a surv-eye-vor....
AAAAWK....
Left ta fend fer mahself - no considerashun fer mebbe bringin' me along...
AAAAWK....
Yup, ole Charlie kin get along juss fine - why does HE need ta get out an see tha wurld???
AAAAWK....
So, sorry Stampede. Ye'll juss have ta Yahoo without this ole chicken this year.
Poke me once inna while, willya - juss ta see if I still gotta pulse...
AAAAWK....
I'll be over in tha corner. That's me doin' tha weepin'...
Cluck fer now.....
Sigh..................
2 comments:
O brother! Charlie the chicken is one thing, but Charlie the whining chicken is a whole other game of pathetic poultry! Hey, poultry. On that note we had our 1st BBQ of this year. Chicken breast and steak, yummy! Anyways Charlie, pull yourself up by your scrawny bootstraps and get it together!
Cold.
So, so cold....
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