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Saturday, July 27, 2013

Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)

Howdy hoomans!

Juss tryin' ta save a few bucks on sum elective surgery!!

All these damn poultry bumps is so awkwerd - ah thought ah might git some wrinkle rahmoover tah smooth em out!


However, ah did see Mrs. That Dan Guy ironin' her man's lawndry, like she does every day faithfully - an ah thought - hey, why not try ironin' mah poultry bumps??


Ah waited until she poot tha iron down tah cool, an went ta snuggle up aginst it!

Ah am now icing second degree burns, as a CLUCKIN' IRON IS HOTTER THAN HELLL!!!!!!



Mah cluckin' pinfethers went up in smoke....

Charlie out.

Cluck fer now! 


Mrs That Dan Guy said...

OMG! You dumb bird. Seriously? Trying to smooth them mega-poultry bumps out with an iron? Aha ha! Burned your pin-feathers? What feathers? You have always been naked as a J-bird. And furthermore, it wasn't in this household you saw Mrs. That Dan Guy ironing and certainly not everyday? Maybe once a year if you are lucky. You are dreaming you crazy bird!

ThatDanGuy said...

We have an iron??????