Saturday, July 20, 2013
(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Ah'd like ta order a large pellet an seed pizze, pleez...
Pellet an seed...ya know - chicken feed.....
No, ah don prefer pepperony, or mushrooms...ah wan sum pellets, an sum seeds - on a cheesy bed a flaver!!!
PELLETS AN SEEDS!!!
Ah'll GO ta Hawaii, but I don WANT that on a pizze - i juss wants sum pellets an seeds - don ya got NUNNA that in yer lofty, hi-falutin' Dominos store???
AH'M GONNA COME DOWN THERE AN WUP YER NOGGIN INTA NEXT WEEK!!!
You kin stick yer cluckin' 30 minute delivery up yer wazoo, buddy - this bird is goin' ta Pizza Hut!!!
Cluck fer now........