(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Hello, Domino's??
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Ah'd like ta order a large pellet an seed pizze, pleez...
Wut??
Pellet an seed...ya know - chicken feed.....
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
No, ah don prefer pepperony, or mushrooms...ah wan sum pellets, an sum seeds - on a cheesy bed a flaver!!!
PELLETS AN SEEDS!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Ah'll GO ta Hawaii, but I don WANT that on a pizze - i juss wants sum pellets an seeds - don ya got NUNNA that in yer lofty, hi-falutin' Dominos store???
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Chicken??
CHICKEN???????
AH'M GONNA COME DOWN THERE AN WUP YER NOGGIN INTA NEXT WEEK!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
You kin stick yer cluckin' 30 minute delivery up yer wazoo, buddy - this bird is goin' ta Pizza Hut!!!
Charlie out!!!
Cluck fer now........
2 comments:
Charlie out? Mrs. That Dan Guy down! Down on the floor laughing her fool head off! OMG! That was one of the funniest conversations I have ever heard. Oh, Charlie, you slay me!
That bird is entirely oblivious to how the real world works...
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