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Saturday, July 13, 2013

Chicken Scratch


(posted by weekend guest blogger - Charlie Chicken...)

Owww....

Oh boy....

Ole Charlie's feelin' kinda ruff this mornin', frends....

AAAAWK.....

Yup, ah decided ta try mah luck with sum bull-ridin' at tha Calgiry Stampede, and lemme tell ya - those bulls is HUUUUGE!!!

AAAAWK.....

An frankly, quite violent.

Tha one ah tried ta ride bucked me over tha fence, and inta tha stands - where ah landed on a hot dog vendir that squeeled in horror, like a little girl.

Akshually, it was a little girl, and mebbe she needs ta get a little more akustomed ta flyin' debris at events like this!!

AAAAWK.....

At any rate, ah musta landed on a condiment kintayner, cause tha buns mighta cushioned ma abrupt intraduktion ta her dogs....

Ah got bruised poultry bumps, a bent beak, an one a mah knuckles looks like tha arms that grab toys in them arcade games where ya try ta pluck a stuff toy outta a glass box - even mah cluckin' cardilage is achey breakey!! Not ta mention a few feather abrayshuns.....

AAAAWK.....

Ah needs a aspirin - Charlie out...

Cluck fer now...  


2 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Now THERE'S a Stampede event worth seeing! Ride 'em Charlie!
Oh Charlie, did you really think you could be a cowboy? On a BULL?
Too funny! Darn, I wish I could have seen that flying chicken! Yeehaw! (I mean Yahoo!)

ThatDanGuy said...

That bird needs help. Or BBQ sauce, I'm not sure which...