Need ASAP

I need someone to come up with an improved Kleenex box. Like that Dyson dude that reinvented the humble vacuum, I submit that we need a similar makeover for the Kleenex box.

First, off, the current design shaves off part of each Kleenex as you remove it, resulting in "snow" everywhere around the box. Kleenex debris, dust for no good reason... I wonder if I could collect that crap and sell it to a Hollywood studio??

Second, the damn box is too light, so when you go to pull a Kleenex out, the box flies all over the place, often knocking over anything around it. Even just falling off a counter is a nuisance, having to pick it up all the time.

Finally, as it is not see-through, you are always grabbing the LAST goddam Kleenex when you grab one. Don't get me started on how few there are in any given box...

In conclusion, we need a heavy, see-through box that has more than three scraggly tissues inside.

Now, will someone go invent that??

Chow for now...


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