You MAY Be A Porcupine If...

You MAY Be A Porcupine If:

Your windbreaker jacket gets shredded every time you try to pull it on.

You spend vast amounts of time brushing dandelion fluff out of your quills in the spring.

You never get invited to birthday parties anymore, or anywhere else balloons are found, for that matter...

You always seem to lose your deposit on bouncy castles.

No one tries to throw you up in the air at your wedding. or after winning the state championship.

Your coworker in the office is always stacking memos and notes on your back.

Farmers attach you to a stick, and roll you through their gardens in the fall.

Fellow diners reach over after meals, and pluck you before picking at their teeth...



Have a great weekend, y'all - porcupines and all!!

Chow for now....