Saturday, September 29, 2012
(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
So, yew two is tha rep-ree-zentatives uv American Thanksgivin'???
I get that turkey, but wut's up with YOU, squirrel??
Do yew simbalize tha nuts everywhere out there, or low-budget holiday dinner opshuns??
No, I ain't smokin' a doobie - ma home-rolled siggerettes leave tabakka everywhere, and I keep hearin' about it - so's now I juss roll tha end up.
I really need ta try trainin' theez hoomans a bit better - too much cluckin' work fer a bird in this here joint!
So, wut's tha plan fer tha holly-day boys?? Yah, I git that, Tom Turkey - I'd play Hide N Seek myself fer tha next few days...
C'mon - quit playin' with them damn nuts a yours, and pay attention ta tha conversation!
Look, I gotta run - my HomeIn Garden shows are on, and I gotta fight fer a good seat on tha sofa with tha lady of tha house - between you and me fellas - she's a little addicted ta them shows!!
Cluck fer now!