-There would be a whole bunch of cabinets with overlapping doors out in the marketplace...
- I would likely be learning to live with a two-by-four glued to my hand...
- My signature rocking chairs would simply be three-legged...
- I would invent various wood-coloured duct tapes to cover the nails and screws coming out of the sides of anything I joined together...
- people putting together IKEA furniture would have a fighting chance of achieving something resembling a bookshelf by the end, compared to my staggering wood bits...
- my saw would make a seen...
- the only tongue in groove would be me trying to lick out the ice cream in a Sundae cup on my lunch break...
- If I were a carpenter...
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2 comments:
Yup! If you was a carpenter the preceding would definitely all be true!
(There are writers and there are carpenters. Both best to stick to what they are great at!. Just sayin)
Indeed....
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