Where The Deer & The Antelope Play...

You know, If I wanted someone to give me a home, it probably wouldn’t be where the buffalo roam. I mean, I’ve got nothing against buffalo in general, and I do enjoy bison as a healthy, lean meal - but those darn buffalo are not welcome to roam around my backyard. They’re hairy, smelly, and I’m not even talking about the mess they leave behind. Grass doesn’t smell that bad BEFORE they “process” it!!

I’m really not all that keen about deer and antelope playing, the more I think about it. What are they playing? Hide N Seek? Tag?? Hopscotch??? They may be nimble, but a group of antler-bearers playing in your yard is a recipe for disaster, especially if you are a hot air balloon hobbyist. Or a frequently bending gardener, for that matter...

So I am afraid that I stand as a discouraging word for roaming buffalo, and rambunctious deer and antelope. Go find a nice open prairie, and then you can do what you want without affecting me.

Just sayin'...

Chow for now...