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Thursday, June 09, 2011

I have decided that I would like to become a martial arts expert. I would like to register my hands with the FBI, not my hams. 
I can see myself leaping from behind a bush, springing to battle readiness with my Crouching Tigger, Hidden Braggin’. 
I would dazzle my Sensei with the breathtaking speed of my sprung palms, as I snatched the pebble from his hand. I would make Miss Piggy weep with inadequacy at the heartiness of my own “Hi-Yaah!!”
I believe I could pull off a white jumpsuit. Even Vegas Elvis made that work for a few years. I’ve already got a brown belt, so one quick trip to Wal-Mart and I’ll have a black one. 
Yes, I believe I could be one frightening martial arts expert...
Chow for now!!


Anonymous said...

you go jakie dan...

ThatDanGuy said...

Bruce Yeast.

Chucked Norris.

Stephen Seagall.

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Ok listen up! Oh, you;l make SOMEONE weep alight! Dazzle your Sensei! Dazzle something alright! Good lord man! Your imagination is reedonkolus! Sheesh!
PS Is this why you practice your Hi-Yaah's" everyday?

ThatDanGuy said...

Yes Ma'am! (Pork Chop!!)