The Society For The Smarter Naming Of Cartoon Dogs - Preliminary Minutes
Aside from Wonder Dog, was there a shortage of practical names back in the early days of cartoon dogs?
For example, what exactly is a “scooby doo”, aside from part of the lyrics of a Frank Sinatra song?
Or how about “Huckleberry Hound? Was this poor beast raised on so many huckleberries, he was saddled with that nickname for the rest of his life?? Surely he must have enjoyed the odd scrap of meat??
What exactly was Underdog under?? The bed? Underfoot? The weather?? Was there an Overdog???
Snoopy - wasn’t he just curious? How snoopy can a dog really be?? Unless you caught him with a camera, I wouldn’t be too worried about that sort of behaviour...
Deputy Dawg - I’m sorry - who did the Deputy report to? Sheriff Schnauzer? Lieutenant Labrador? Maybe if he would have learned how to spell “dog” he may have been promoted himself...
Santa’s Little Helper - Set aside for just a moment the annoyance of THAT lengthy moniker when calling for your pet to come for dinner, uh - no...that’s all I got...
Motion to adjourn carried...
Chow for now!!
6 comments:
And then there was Dirty Dog, Yo Dog, ND MY FAVORITE Earth Dog.......oh....wait a minute, that is all peeps....well, there is another meeting that ought to have been had, how did people turn in to peeps and how did peeps get named after dogs? What a world man, what a world....
Hmmm. I also seem to have forgotten "sick puppy". Just sayin'...
What can I say? Ah, the Dog Days of Summer baby!
I ain't nuthin' but a hound dog....
Cryin all the time!
You ain't never caught a rabbit....
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