Chicken Scratch
(posted by a weekend guest blogger clearly unfamiliar with that old saying about curiosity and cats, Charlie Chicken...)
Howdy hoomans!!
Anyone gots any idea wut these things is? I wuz rootin’ aroun in tha kitchen fer a toothpick, and came across these pointy beasts. Is they pig-stickers??
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Mebbe they’re fer roastin’ marshmellers over a fire? Hot dogs? Little pataters?? They come inna pair, which makes 'em even more curious!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Mebbe they’re sum kinda weapon, the hoomans here hide fer quick access in case a introoders? If I live ta be six, I don’t think I’ll ever fully understand what it is that hoomans do...
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Ya know, I could just pocket one uv ‘em, fer later on. THAT would sure wake up Dum-Dum inna hurry tomorrow mornin'!!
Yeah...that’s the ticket....hee hee hee....
Cluck fer now!!
2 comments:
Said Dim Dim to Dum Dum...ya, you go ahead Charlie, it would be very handy tp have you keep one of those "weapons" near you. Question is, handy for whom? Ha ha ha!
Pok'er anyone??
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