If an apple a day can keep the doctor away, do ambulances even bother attending 911 calls from orchardists?

As a diabetic, I am entirely distressed that I need a spoonful of sugar to help the medicine go down…

“Early to bed, early to rise, makes a person healthy, wealthy and wise.” That could almost explain the Paris Hilton phenomenon, aside for the wise part…

Carrots are good for your eyes, unless poked directly into them.

“I’m strong to the finish, cause I eats me spinach” Really, Popeye? Are you sure you might not be slipping a few little blue pills into that meal plan as well??

Healthy thoughts, to help start your day…

Chow for now!!