Chicken Scratch

Oh –oh…

Uh…hello humans…

I kin explain…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

OK, there’s a very logical explanation for my being stuck in a paper shredder here this mornin’.

I, uh…thought it was a hot tub! Yeah, yeah…that’s the ticket…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

I forgot to put on my cluckin’ glasses this mornin’, so I missed the hot tub by a room or two.

It coulda happened to anyone…

Muppet clucker…

Well, how’s YER mornin’ goin’? What’s the weather like? Did ya sleep well??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Say, if ya get a chance, can I get ya ta call a paramedic or sumthin’? I think my knuckles is getting close ta the blades. Maybe if I swing around, I can unplug this blasted contraption…

Man, I could really use a reset button this mornin’…

Cluck for now! Don’t worry about me! Ole Charlie will be just fine here! You go on and go about your day now…

Muppet clucker…