Have I already mentioned before that I worry about the possibility that I might be emitting some kind of powerful electro-magnetic field? Not nearly as powerful as The X-Men’s Magneto obviously, but enough that I kill or drain batteries prematurely.

Every electronic device that I own, from laptops to cell-phones barely hold a charge after I’ve owned them for awhile. Even this net-book that I use to post every morning barely keeps charged long enough to do a day or two of these short little rambly bits.

My wonder, I suppose, would be if that while I appear to be drawing charges away from devices, can I then use that energy to shoot lightning bolts from my fingertips, or run a cassette Walkman without batteries?

How does a person find that sort of thing out? Should I surf the Google, or phone a local electrician? Shouldn’t I be able to bend spoons with my mind, like that Yogi Geller guy?

Typical - I have some sort of magical powers, yet I’m still unable to do anything with them. I can’t even zap house flies, or electronically goose Mrs. That Dan Guy.

Nuts…

Chow for now!