We are a little dopey here today, in the ole Such Is Life household. Sluggish, and slow-going.

In one of the crazier moves that we attempt to pull off every now and then (often dictated by well-intended motives), we are on our second day of giving up coffee. And, it shows. A snail being chased by a housecat would have more zip-a-dee-doo-dah. A glacier would be pulled over by a traffic cop, compared to our forward motions today.

Why give up coffee, you may well ask? Well, even if you didn’t, the reasons are many. However my brain at this caffeine-deprived moment can’t think of a single good one.

Here are some of the reasons, in no particular order, without the benefit of coffee to stimulate the reasoning areas of my brain:

1) Tie a yellow ribbon, ‘round the old oak tree.
2) Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie,
3) You deserve a break today,
4) The dingo stole my baby,
5) You can’t handle the truth,
6) I’m Henry the Eighth, I am,
7) Leapin’ Lizards,
8) You put the lime in the coconut, and stir it all up.

I’m not sure if that clears it up, but it sure feels better, having had a brief opportunity to explain this crazy new direction we have recently taken.




I am so friggin’ tired right now………………………………

Chow for now!!