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Saturday, February 07, 2009

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Chicken Scratch


Holy Cluck!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Man, a bird takes 5 little minutes to grab a quick cat-nap, and suddenly the Medic-Alert Morons spring inta action!

There I wuz, hassin’ myself a brief siesta the other day, and suddenly I got a giant, human hand compressing my chest, and Hen Rietta comin’ in outta nowhere, to slip me some wet ole chicken tongue!! GROSS!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

And all the while, I wuz inna middle uva inkredibul dream about Scarlett Johansson, as the finest chicken I ever did see! Floss my feathers and call me slick!!

Well, at least they didn’t cause any permanent damage – thank the Great Bird that I’m built like a Swiss clock, an I'm tougher than the gubernator of California!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

What is up with that wingy chick Henny? Good golly, if I wanted my tonsils dusted, I woulda chugged a coupla beers!! Cluckin’ hell…

I guess from now on, I gotta sleep with one eye open, lest some eager-beaver, Dudley Do-Rights swoop in ta “rescue me” again.

For the love a Pete…

Cluck for now!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Omigod, Charlie choked on his cigarette! Notice Mr That Dan Guy didnt perform the mouth to mouth reccessitation......be thankful for that Charlie, you ungrateful ornery piece of poultry!

ThatDanGuy said...

Hey!!!