In the non-televised sitcom that is the Such Is Life household, the latest running gag is the regular appearance of a Post-It note, with the words “Kiss Mah Grits” written on it.

The sticky part has long since dried up – replaced now by fresh pieces of tape, for the note to adhere to whichever surface either of us has chosen, in passing it on to one another.

It has appeared inside the refrigerator, on work documents, inside fresh underwear and socks – and this morning, under the lid to the toilet bowl. Essentially anywhere.

The fun now is letting a few days pass between sightings, so as to maximize the gag effect (that would be gag as in funny ha-ha, NOT prelude to vomiting, or binding with ropes. Man, the English language is SO complex…)

This note exchange the past week or so is pretty typical of the average day here – if it’s not one thing, it’s another. Chickens running around loose, spontaneous singing and dancing, tumbling acts – it is a freakin’ circus, here in the Such is Life household.

I’d like to suggest that I am the ringmaster, but there’s one ham in particular that would challenge that statement…

Chow for now!!