Chicken Scratch

In Loving Memory

Benny “Chicken Fingers” Cannole
Bobby “Comb-Over” Kasinski
Charles Clucker III
Tommy “Buk-Buk” BcCaww
Barry “Circumcise THIS!” Greenstein
Walter “Shake ‘N Bake” Sawatzky
Harry Pecker (Please, some respect for the dead. That was his real name…)
Anne “Snowbird” Marie
Kathleen Cluckety-Cluck (nee Cluckety)
Sally Eggdropper
Chicken D. Light
Kay Effe Sea

Friends and family mourn the sudden passing of these delightful and varied members of the poultry clan, all of whom quite frankly never saw it coming. No more will the bracing morning revelry of “COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO” stir these lost souls, unless there’s a Great Rooster up in heaven.

On a side note, for all you callous humans who enjoyed chicken fingers at the pub last night, or decided to stop on the way home to pick up a bucket of something finger-licking good, their blood is on your hands.

May you be ravaged by wolves while you sleep…

Cluck for now!!