January 28th…

Ha! Good thing I hadn’t made any lavish and unrealistic New Year’s resolutions, or I’d be feeling pretty bad right about now. Yep, that’s the ticket – don’t put any sort of artificial pressure on yourself at the start of a new year, and you can feel pretty relaxed as it sails right on by. I feel downright liberated right about now.

By June 28th, I will probably feel so relaxed I will want to lie in a wading pool with a bowl full of bananas on the lawn beside me, and count clouds as they idly drift by in the afternoon sky.

I will have to tell Mrs. That Dan Guy something though – she thinks I spend my days chained to this computer. HA HA!! How will I explain the banana bill??

I’ve got it! I’ll print something off from the Google! Dave Barry must have stuff online there somewhere! She’ll never notice the difference…

Seriously though, how fast can a year race by? January departed like it was in a foot race! And February, well that short little slacker month won’t last even half as long – I am seriously going to have to get my act together if I hope to achieve my goals this year.

Of course, I could just wait until Mr. Mac arrives, and then sit back and let the magic begin…

Stay tuned! Anything can happen here!

Chow for now!!