Chicken Scratch


Uhhhhhhhh…………

Thanks a lot, humans! Why doncha both get runny nose, hackin’ cough colds, and then pass them on to the poultry members of the household?? Huh? Why doncha???

Uhhhhhhhh…….


Oh, my achin’ beak… If there’s one thing that takes the ruffles outta my feathers, it’s gettin’ a brutal cold. I know there’s a popular old sayin’ about things being slicker than the you-know-what on a rooster’s beak, but lemme tell ya – I could live without that quirk right now!!

BUK…..

HACK!!!! HACK!!!!!

Uhhhhhhhhh………….

Holy cluck, even my knuckles are throbbin’….

I been tryin’ to hold this fever and chill-fest off with COLD FX, but so far, it ain’t workin’. I musta been extra vulnerable with TWO sickos barkin’ germs inta the wind!

BUK……HACK!!!! HACK!!!! Aaaaa-CHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crap….

I hafta give one a the humans here points for havin’ a sensa humour, twisted though it may be. He said he always gets over his colds by havin’ hot soup.

CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP!!!!

If that hairy waddler thinks I’m gonna chop off someone’s noodle, even my own, I ain’t nearly that desperate.

Yet….

BUK…. CHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jiminy Clampett – I think I just covered the entire coffee table in nasal spray – where’s the cluckin’ Kleenex in this joint???

I gotta go, my head’s about the size of a Buick, and my neck ain’t wut it useta be…

Cluck for now!