I could be a polar bear...

I’ve already got “burly” going in my favour, so I just need to figure out how to grow more hair, and I’d be almost set.

Although, I do tend to shy away from cold temperatures, so maybe I’d have to be a tropical polar bear – one which maybe wouldn’t need as much of a thick coat of fur, so I’d be even closer to getting settled into my role.

What do polar bears eat? Fish? I don’t mind fish, although I believe polar bears can be a little uncivilized about their diet – “sushi” would be putting it mildly. I’m pretty sure they eat the whole sardine, scales, guts and all. Yuk!!

Maybe I could be a tropical, balding polar bear, with a taste for McDonald’s hamburgers? I’m sure your average polar bear must be getting sick and tired of a daily diet of fish and…what else do polar bears eat? Seals??

OK, THAT would never do. I’d be more likely to adopt a seal, than devour one. So, I’d have to be a tropical, balding polar bear, with an Interac or Visa card to purchase McDonald’s hamburgers, with my little seal buddies.

Or, maybe I should just be happy that I’m human, and let those uncivilized fur-bearing beasts alone up in the freezing North…

Clearly, it is time for my second cup of coffee…

Chow for now!!