* If I had a dog, I’m not sure Bingo would be his name-o.

* If I stepped on a crack, I’d be likely to break my OWN back…

* Mary had a little lamb, until one day, unbeknownst to Mary, the delicious chops served for dinner were particularly tasty – not baaaad at all. Then all Mary had was a little wool sweater.

“The fox and the fiddle. The horse jumped over the moon. The little cat laughed to see such sport, and the fork ran away with the spoon.” This is a quote from the very first soap opera pitched to network TV execs. The fork and the spoon would later split, after a wild weekend with the knife, and the laughing cat was busted for being a peeping tom (cat).

I have only ever once patted a cake, Baker’s man!

“Rock a bye baby on the tree top, when the wind blows the cradle will rock,When the bough breaks the cradle will fall, and down will come baby, cradle and all.” Surely there had to be safer ways to test the laws of gravity, Mr. Newton…

“Snow, snow – go away, come again some other day. Better yet, drift off to Manitoba, and take the cold weather with ya.” (Canadian proverb)

“There was an old woman, who lived in a shoe, then there was MY old woman, who lived for shoes…” (That Dan Guy proverb)

Chow for now!!