ARTICLES, 2009:

A) Whereas, it is understood that this space is going to be filled every day, with some sort of hastily-scribbled jibberish,
B) Notwithstanding any conventionally adhered principles of writing, nor necessarily unconventionally,
C) Four score and six days, for whatever that’s worth,
D) The readers of posted scribblings in this space accept no responsibility whatsoever, with regard to inappropriate usage of the word “coddle”,
E) No position will be assumed taken, if the scribbler chooses personal pan over hand tossed pizza,
F) Generally regarded as truth, scallops and clams also sleep with the fishes,
G) Pertaining to argyle, there will be none of that herein,
H) Mac, oh Mac. How much more brightly would this life shine with you here…
I) For the express purpose of mandating some small bit of order here, readers may not wear yellow whilst perusing posts,
J) Such Is Life cannot possibly track usage of readers wearing yellow,
K) Scribbler will (at least once per calendar year) occasionally try and come up with post topics in advance of postings,
L) This site does not endorse nor condone the crushing of soda crackers into soup,
M) Rousing language herein will assume stirring, not shaking,
N) The opinions of TDG supersede any other jive turkeys posting frivolous fluffery, in response to something stated within a posting. All Hail TDG!!
O) Oops… disregard last article,
P) Gotta p, and get ready.