Whoa!

Super-late start today!

In no particular order, here are my excuses:

1) The dog ate our alarm clock.
2) Exhausted from a long night trying to ignore MTDG’s snoring, I didn’t wake up until just a few moments ago…
3) The fresh bread we were trying to bake for breakfast failed to rise – misread “least” for “yeast”…
4) Stayed up far too late to catch David Sedaris on Dave Letterman’s talk show.
5) Spent a couple of hours trying this morning to convince Charlie that MTDG DOESN’T push young orphans around all the time.
6) My robe, slippers and morning newspaper failed to be presented to me in a timely fashion.
7) Catching up on a few entries I’ve fallen behind on, in the Wa blog.
8) Helping a group of Boy Scouts learn to navigate by cloud formations.
9) Had to wax my Lamborghini, if ya know what I mean…
10) Wrestled a bear for porridge.
11) Ran into a slow foursome ahead of me on the miniature golf range.
12) We slept in.

Chow for now!