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Peepin’ Tom Alert!!

Oh, it’s just the readers….

Howdy mammals! Charlie and the brood here in Australia. We’re on holidays this week, and we decided to visit Stonehenge. That’s some big snozz there!!

BUK-AAAWK!!!!!

What’s that? England??

Um, yeah…we’re in cluckin’ England. What the pluck did ya think I said???

We’re at the base of the prehistoric Stonehenge sculpture, in downtown England. The last remainin’ sculpture, apparently…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Yessir, we hopped on a Transcontinental United American Flylines flight, and landed here in England yesterday. Saw the Eiffel Tower, then grabbed a bus out to this historic site of rocks.

Man, that guy had a big nose. What kinda weirdos lived here all those centuries ago? I think he’s part rhinoceros!! It looks like a pluckin’ divin’ bored!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Yeah, we’re world travelers. I enjoy exposin’ the little cluckers to history and culture. Next, we’re gonna try an’ find Mr. Bean, who lives in England. Man, he is one funny Englander…

For lunch, we’re havin’ long cucumbers. That’s all they eat over here, and they wash it down with tea. I’d prefer a beer, but for the chicklets sake, I’ll sip onna cuppa tea. It’s not like it’ll kill me…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Aw crap, here comes that English rain ya always hear about. An’ us wit-out our umbrellies. How uncivilized!!

Run for the hills, my little dough-heads!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Cluck for now!