Sunday, December 28, 2014
(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
You, welcome tah Calgary, cousin Slacker...
This is it - snow an barrin waistland - unfit fer poultry habitayshun!
Yew'll never git tah skateboard heer, an tha wether its so cold yer paltry poultry tattoos will freeze and drop right off yer skin!
If tha coyotes and woolfs don git yah first!!!
Yessir, Marco Polo hisself gave up explorin' here, an went back tah Arizona, where he grew up. It is truly inhospitable-able in this here wildirniss!!
Now, let's git back inside, so ah kin watch Wheel Of Fortune, an warm mah pinfeathers up!
When dew yah expect tah pack yer bags??
Are yew NUTS!!
Aww, cluck fer now - I need a hot toddy fer mah beak!!!