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Saturday, December 13, 2014

Chicken Scratch


(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)

Alright - we're gonna need little more red on the nose over here...

MAKEUP!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

No, I ain't gots no carrots, an I ain't gonna keep tellin' ya that! Now git yer act tagether, an at least preetend ya might be able ta guide a sleigh tanite!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

HEY! NO POOPIN' ON THA MOVIE SET!!!

SHOVEL!!

SHOVEL!!! STAT!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Lissen here, ya mangy oversized white-tail - I ain't gonna go over thiss again! Ya hold yer big red nose up fer tha camera, an we photoshop Santa an a sleigh in behind ya - thass all ya gotta do!!

It ain't rocket science....

HEY!!!

Wut did yew have fer brekkfest - TOO MUCH FIBER IS WUT YEW HAD FER BREKKFAST!!!!  

SHOVEL!!!!

SHOVEL!!!!

An mebbe sum Febreeze if there's a spray bottle handy...

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Let's take five people!!

Cluck fer now....



2 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Hey! Charlie, settle down. What are you a Director now? Or are you the makeup artist? Take it easy on Rudolph would ya? We only have one. Mangy oversized-white-tail? OMG! How about you, you mangy skinny-sized piece of poultry. Sigh. Run Rudolph run!

ThatDanGuy said...

How did THAT guy afford a camera, and I'M still trying to buy one????