(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Hmm...
Wut's tha big deal about this Chrissmess tree? Don look all that fancy ta me!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Mah nephew Peckie does as good a job dekor-atin' his tree, an he's only seven!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Whoa!
Hey, these skates is entirely unstable, a bird cood break hiss neck out here!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Yeah, an that lousy tin star up top - why not a magniffisent rooster head, or a big egg??
I flew all that way heer ta see THIS hunka wood an glitter??
I want mah money back!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
OK, technickally it ain't mah money - just a envelope I found laying' aroun that house, hidden in a safe an under some boxes, an barricaded in a locked room, but still...
It ain't worth that trip!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Whoa!
Hey, ya little rat bast...
Oh, pardon me Ma'am - ya just looked like a little boy at first glance...
Mebbe yew should be more careful how ya skate around peeple!
HEY!
HEY!!
I'm fragile, be careful!!
HELP!!!
Somebody call a elf!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Cluck fer now - this is ridickilous!!!!
2 comments:
Hey? That's where our savings went? Break your neck Charlie? I will wring your poultry neck when you get home. I should be there at Times Square not you. Why I ought ta.....
I'm surprised that bird still HAS a neck, given your penchant for wringing....
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