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Saturday, December 06, 2014

Chicken Scratch


(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)

Hmm...

Wut's tha big deal about this Chrissmess tree? Don look all that fancy ta me!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Mah nephew Peckie does as good a job dekor-atin' his tree, an he's only seven!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Whoa!

Hey, these skates is entirely unstable, a bird cood break hiss neck out here!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Yeah, an that lousy tin star up top - why not a magniffisent rooster head, or a big egg??

I flew all that way heer ta see THIS hunka wood an glitter?? 

I want mah money back!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

OK, technickally it ain't mah money - just a envelope I found laying' aroun that house, hidden in a safe an under some boxes, an barricaded in a locked room, but still...

It ain't worth that trip!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Whoa!

Hey, ya little rat bast...

Oh, pardon me Ma'am - ya just looked like a little boy at first glance...

Mebbe yew should be more careful how ya skate around peeple!

HEY!

HEY!!

I'm fragile, be careful!!

HELP!!!

Somebody call a elf!!!


BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Cluck fer now - this is ridickilous!!!!


2 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Hey? That's where our savings went? Break your neck Charlie? I will wring your poultry neck when you get home. I should be there at Times Square not you. Why I ought ta.....

ThatDanGuy said...

I'm surprised that bird still HAS a neck, given your penchant for wringing....