Saturday, December 06, 2014
(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Wut's tha big deal about this Chrissmess tree? Don look all that fancy ta me!!
Mah nephew Peckie does as good a job dekor-atin' his tree, an he's only seven!!
Hey, these skates is entirely unstable, a bird cood break hiss neck out here!!
Yeah, an that lousy tin star up top - why not a magniffisent rooster head, or a big egg??
I flew all that way heer ta see THIS hunka wood an glitter??
I want mah money back!!
OK, technickally it ain't mah money - just a envelope I found laying' aroun that house, hidden in a safe an under some boxes, an barricaded in a locked room, but still...
It ain't worth that trip!!
Hey, ya little rat bast...
Oh, pardon me Ma'am - ya just looked like a little boy at first glance...
Mebbe yew should be more careful how ya skate around peeple!
I'm fragile, be careful!!
Somebody call a elf!!!
Cluck fer now - this is ridickilous!!!!