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Sunday, November 09, 2014

Chicken Scratch


(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)

Good mornin', Laydees an Gennel Men!!

Today, tha great Cluckini will attempt ta break outta a chained box, while handcuffed inside, an wearin' a strafe jacket!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!! 

Ah will need COMPLETE silince, laydees an gennel men - complete silince! This ill ooshun demands iron-willed focus, and will completely blow yer mind, as ah removes tha constrainers that hold me prizoner. 

An I wud like ta take this opportoonity ta thank Mrs. That Dan Guy, fer suggestin' mah magic debut with this trick!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

An now, drum roll pleez, ladees an gennel men - Tha Great Cluckini asks his lovely assistant ta start that clock, as he attempts ta blow yer mind!!!







Uhh....Lovely Assistant?

Laydees an gennelmen??

Hello??



Aww, cluck.........


HELLO!!!!!!??????!!!!!

ANYONE???

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Should there be air holes in this crate????

ANYONE OUT THERE????

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Hey, who forgot ta pack mah paper clip and picklock?????


THA WALLS IS CAVIN' IN!!!!


HELP!!!!!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Cluck fer now, I gotta chew mah way out!!!!

2 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

FINALLY! An act I can get behind! Cluckini, don't worry, you will remembered in the media as the bold and brave poultry-bumped Cluckini who gave it his all.
Oh. What? Was I supposed to be your assistant? Oops.

ThatDanGuy said...

I think he's fallen asleep - I don't hear the thumping from inside the box anymore...