Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)

Good mornin', Laydees an Gennel Men!!

Today, tha great Cluckini will attempt ta break outta a chained box, while handcuffed inside, an wearin' a strafe jacket!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!! 

Ah will need COMPLETE silince, laydees an gennel men - complete silince! This ill ooshun demands iron-willed focus, and will completely blow yer mind, as ah removes tha constrainers that hold me prizoner. 

An I wud like ta take this opportoonity ta thank Mrs. That Dan Guy, fer suggestin' mah magic debut with this trick!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

An now, drum roll pleez, ladees an gennel men - Tha Great Cluckini asks his lovely assistant ta start that clock, as he attempts ta blow yer mind!!!

Uhh....Lovely Assistant?

Laydees an gennelmen??

Hello??

Aww, cluck.........

HELLO!!!!!!??????!!!!!

ANYONE???

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Should there be air holes in this crate????

ANYONE OUT THERE????

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Hey, who forgot ta pack mah paper clip and picklock?????

THA WALLS IS CAVIN' IN!!!!

HELP!!!!!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Cluck fer now, I gotta chew mah way out!!!!

Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)

Ahh...

Peace.

Quiet.

Solitood...

Where a chicken kin fart openly, and shamelessly, without haven' ta say sorry...

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Sumtimes a berd just needs tranquility, ya know wut I mean? 

Of course, drivin' out ta tha mountains might be a lil extreme way ta find solitood, but a bird's gotta do wut a bird's gotta do. 

Ah spread mah wings, and FLEW through tha sky....

Ackshually, ah took a bus....

Hey, it had wi-fi!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Well, lemme soak this in just a lil bit longer. If ah wants ta eat today, ah'll need to head back at sum point...

Hey - is that a mountain lion??

AH KNOW THAT LOOK!!!!

RANGER SMITH!!!!

HAYLP!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

CLUCK FER NOW.................