Sunday, November 09, 2014
(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Good mornin', Laydees an Gennel Men!!
Today, tha great Cluckini will attempt ta break outta a chained box, while handcuffed inside, an wearin' a strafe jacket!!
Ah will need COMPLETE silince, laydees an gennel men - complete silince! This ill ooshun demands iron-willed focus, and will completely blow yer mind, as ah removes tha constrainers that hold me prizoner.
An I wud like ta take this opportoonity ta thank Mrs. That Dan Guy, fer suggestin' mah magic debut with this trick!!
An now, drum roll pleez, ladees an gennel men - Tha Great Cluckini asks his lovely assistant ta start that clock, as he attempts ta blow yer mind!!!
Laydees an gennelmen??
Should there be air holes in this crate????
ANYONE OUT THERE????
Hey, who forgot ta pack mah paper clip and picklock?????
THA WALLS IS CAVIN' IN!!!!
Cluck fer now, I gotta chew mah way out!!!!