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Tuesday, November 04, 2014

Start Spreading The News

Before you begin to polish your shoes or boots, spread a newspaper along the floor, so as not to stain your carpet or linoleum.

You may also substitute a large strip of wax paper, an unrolled length of wrapping paper, your husband's bowling shirt, a map of the city of Toronto, a large flattened cardboard box, a small non-religious shroud, several metres of tattered fabric, an old raincoat, a dishtowel you would otherwise use while camping, a length of unattached wooden board, or a decommissioned ironing board.

If you use your imagination, there may be even more options.

Happy polishing!



Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Hmm. Great advice, thank you. However, I would rather "start spreading the news" another way if I could. NEW YORK!

ThatDanGuy said...

Calgon, take me away - there!