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Saturday, November 15, 2014

Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger and hair restoration expert Charles D. Chicken...)

Yes sir, as yer fizzishion, ah kin cleerly see that mah treetment is gittin' tree-mendous results - yah gotsa wild mane comin' out on top heer! Flowin' like a avalanche!! 


Ah can't explane why yew can't see it in yer mirror - mebbe yer lightin' is bad??

Have yew seen yer eye doctor lately??


It is very thin, which would explane why yew can't feel it neither. Or seem ta feel it when yer brushin'.... 

Yes, ah'm a professional medical doctor, so ah just suppose ah know more than yew do - yew'll just have to trust me!


Honestly, yew look just like Fabio with them long, flowin' locks - Delilah will try tah steel yer powers, yew Samsony devil!!

Yessir, mah work here is done.

Make yer cheque out to Charles D. Chicken, MHD.


Oh, Medical Hair Docter...


Cluck fer now - I gotta head tah tha bank straights away!



Mrs That Dan Guy said...

LMAO! I do believe Charlie, MHD, (aka The Great and Failed Cluckini!) is the one who needs glasses. Ah well, let the crazy piece of poultry and his crazier master dream! (Still LMAO)

Mama Bear said...

Flowing like an avalanche? Does Dr. Charles realize that the avalanche slides OFF the mountain top?

ThatDanGuy said...

Are you saying that bird is lying to me???

ThatDanGuy said...

That doctor seemed awfully familiar - and quite the fast talker....