1) Leave out in hot sun
2) Groom with blowdryer
3) Hot shower
4) As a pedestal, consider buffet warming plate
5) Bear hugs, from an actual bear
6) Interrogate under hot light
7) Jenny Craig
8) Store indoors
9) Flamethrower, where readily available
10) Leave out in the incandescent glow of any Kardashian
11) Lingering Twerk from a Sumo wrestler
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4 comments:
Hilarious, Dan! Another possibility is the "Snowman" character not having enough food in Margaret Atwood's novel "Oryx and Crake"... :-)
Thanks Dave - a great observation :-)
Nothing sadder than a melting snowman. Awww, poor fella. Hey Mr. Snowman, you look much healthier with some weight on you. Trust me.
Fine line between a healthy weight, and a puddle...
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